Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom.
A vicar attended hospital with a potato stuck up his bottom - and claimed it got there after he fell on to the vegetable while naked.

Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom - Telegraph (via Marco d’Itri)
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Presto, qualcuno vada a chiedere a Ratzinger se anche per chi s’infila vegetali in culo va mantenuta la pena di morte!

(via emmanuelnegro)